JAMB FAKE RESULT:. 12 Similarities Between Peter Obi and Mmesoma Ejikeme – OMOKRI (FOR THE RECORDS)

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1.Obi voted in Anambra. Mmesoma wrote JAMB in Anambra.

2.Obi won Lagos. Mmesoma’s 1st, 2nd and 3rd choice of schools are in Lagos.

3.Obi insisted he won #NigerianElections2023. Mmesoma insisted she had the highest JAMB score.

.Obi claimed to be a youth at 62. Mmesoma claimed to be a minor at 19.

5.Obi blamed INEC glitch. Mmesoma blamed JAMB hitch.

6.Obi did a broadcast vowing to reclaim his mandate. Mmesoma did a broadcast promising that her results were genuine.

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7.Mmesoma’s daddy said she was always crying over JAMB. Obi cried ‘Yes, Daddy’ over the election.

8.Obi won 98% of Anambra’s votes. The majority of Anambra supported Mmesoma.

9.Obi went on TV to cry. Mmesoma cried on TV.

10.Obi’s followers insulted everybody. Mmesoma’s supporters attacked everyone.

11.Obi lied that his brewery employs 60% of Anambra people. Mmesoma lied that she was the best pupil in Anambra.

12. IPOBy Ezekwesili said the certificate of return given to Tinubu belongs to Obi. IPOBy Ezekwesili said the highest score belongs to Mmesoma.

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Moral of the story: Those who play emotional politics will always end in frustration, while those who play strategic politics will always end in dominion.

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